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My Hot and Spicy Adventures, or She’s On Fire!

My Hot and Spicy Adventures, or She’s On Fire!

Jalapeños, Serranos, Trinidad Scorpion peppers, Chocolate Habañeros, Pequìn, Chiltepin, Negros Chiles De Arbol, and an unknown tree variety are one day’s harvest in my Garden Of Spicy Delights

I HAVE A HEAT TOOTH!!!

Not a sweet tooth, a HEAT TOOTH!

I love hot peppers.

I have been honing my tolerance for heat for a few years now, and at this point I can take a bite out of a habañero and not pass out or vomit. It hurts, and I have to breathe deeply as my eyes water and my mouth and lips burn, but I can do it, and I have to admit – I love the burn as much as I love the flavor!

I started with the gentle jalapeño. A few years ago, even those little palate ticklers were too much for me. Back then I could barely eat Sriracha. Now, Sriracha is what I use on my fries instead of ketchup. I don’t feel the slightest tingle. But I digress. The jalapeño was my teacher – gentle, but firm. Kind, but strict. Spicy – at first very spicy, but not so much that I would give up. My mouth would burn, but the jolt I got wasn’t so bad that I wouldn’t try again. I added them to everything – chopped them up in my scrambled eggs, slivered them into soups, sliced them onto stir frys, until I the fiery tongue stopped showing up, and I new I needed to up the ante.

Serranos were next. Then the delicious Pequins, my favorite hot sauce peppers. After that, I had to admit that I was a pepper masochist – I was looking for a pepper that could basically hurt me. I had been singed by habañero salsa in the Yucatan, but that was nothing compared to what I had in store. Chiltepin peppers are surprisingly potent for their size, and those took me a long time to master. The entire time I was experimenting with pepper tolerance I was nursing a bottle of habañero salsa I had brought with me from the Yucatan, mixed with vinegar and carrots – I thought it was hot, but once the Chiltepin peppers were behind me I could basically drink that stuff – it was practically a smoothie. It was then I started making my own version of the classic Yucatecan relish of red onion, habañeros, citrus juice, and vinegar, which was so incredibly hot  that the top of my head would fly off every time I put some on a taco. But I kept at it. By the time I tried a Bhut Jolokia, the DREAD GHOST PEPPER, I was such a Macho Pepper Goddess I barely noticed that it was hotter than a habañero. After that, I thought I had all the peppers licked – nothing could kick my heat-loving ass.

BUT THEN …

Up steps  THE CAROLINA REAPER.  Hotter than a Ghost Pepper. Hotter than a Scorpion Pepper. The Carolina Reaper clocks in at 1,400,000 Scoville Units – a Bhut Jolokia has a mere 850,000. To put that into perspective, a Jalapeño measures 2,500 Scoville Units, and Pepper Spray (yes – what the police use) is 2,000,000. So a Carolina Reaper is basically a weapon.

One morning I shaved off a little bit of the pepper for my breakfast scramble – it was HOT – but it didn’t kill me, so I thought what the hell, I’m going to put one entire Carolina Reaper Pepper into a big batch of coleslaw for the BBQ I was headed to.

I will never do anything that hostile ever again. I thought I was spicing things up! The other guests where weeping, moaning, demanding a sign with a skull and crossbones be put in front of the dish to warn anyone who may think it was an innocent slaw that it was NSFE (Not Safe For Eating) I mean, even I, Ivette the Destroyer, Daughter of Kali, could barely eat it! But funny enough, by the end of the meal – the entire dish was gone. People wept, they screamed, they cursed my name – but they went back for more.

Such is the power of heat.

I am currently growing 13 varieties of hot peppers in my garden. I stopped growing tomatoes entirely – not as much fun, and much easier to get at markets than the most exotic of the hot peppers. Next year, if you are so inclined, try and grow something hotter than you are used to eating, and dare yourself to use it in your cooking! You will be surprised at how your palate will open up to the vibrancy of the pepper, and soon you will be picking up nuances and subtle flavors that previously went undetected under all that heat.

Do you have a heat tooth? Are you growing peppers? What are your favorites? What is your favorite recipe to use your peppers in? Come on Ranters, share your Hot Secrets! Your Steamy Recipes!

Posted by

Ivette Soler
on August 25, 2015 at 11:34 pm, in the category Eat This, Real Gardens.

7 Comments

    • Ivette Soler
    • 18th February 2016

    I grow the Black Pearls too Joe Schmitt! They are pretty yummy! I think they are about as hot as a serrano – which is fairly hot! And what a GREAT idea to use them in boutonnieres , although maybe not for a little kid (tee hee!) One of the reasons I love growing the peppers is for their beauty – they are as good as flowers to be – but with a kick! Thanks for your comment, as usual! You always add something fun to the mix!

    • val
    • 27th November 2016

    I don’t do it for the heat, also being a denizen of lower Scoville, but you are right on about this: Any farmers’ market will have piles of heirloom tomatoes, but for pepper variety, you’ve got to grow your own. They are so easy to preserve, too. This year, I am growing lipstick (just a small bell), shisitos (getting more popular in stores), an Italian frying pepper (a good all purpose one), and Tunisian baklouti (for making harissa).
    I was a pepper victim as a child as well, when an uncle dared me to take a bite. Lots of cornbread and ice cream later, it still burned!

    • Ivette Soler
    • 14th December 2016

    Val, even though you are from Lower Scoville, it sounds like you are growing some great peppers! I love love love shishitos, but have stopped growing so many since I can get them pretty easily at my local Trader Joes. A good Italian pepper is what I lack! I think I need to throw in some Calabrian peppers next year – that would round me out! Oh and you make your own harissa! Now there’s a great idea! I need to look up some recipes so I can do the same!

    • Michelle
    • 17th December 2016

    Joe’s story above reminds me of the first year I grew Tabasco peppers. I was slicing them up with my 1 year old sitting in a high chair near me. He let me know he wanted more Cheerios so I absent-mindedly threw a handful on his tray. I could not figure out what was making him cry until my fingers started burning. Poor guy. To this day he is a picky eater and hesitant to try anything new and I always wonder if that experience contributed.

    • Ivette Soler
    • 17th December 2016

    Ouch! Poor little tiger! Spicy cheerios are not the thing to make a little one gurgle with glee… oops! I’d hope he would have turned out to be a heat seeker like me, but who knows? There is still time. I only recently developed my passion for chili peppers. Maybe he will too! Thanks for the story – that was great (not for your boy though! Yikes!

    • Hannah Reiff
    • 17th December 2016

    Love the hot peppers for a bit of kick when cooking and on my eggs as hot sauce of course. Favorites this year: on the hot side: Red Habaneros, Maule’s Red Hot, Bulgarian Carrot Chile, Golden Cayenne and Ring of Fire Cayenne. On the milder side: Criolla Sella and Trinidad Spice. I make vinegar hot sauces and also dry them in my dehydrator for the best chile flakes and powders ever. Yum.

    • Ivette Soler
    • 17th December 2016

    Maule’s Red Hot! That sounds interesting! I want to grow them all. I dehydrate most of my hotter ones so I can have a steady supply of flakes and powders when the season is over – I also make a variety of chili oils and chili / garlic pastes. It is turning into a real passion. Once you go spicy, I don’t think you can turn back! (unless your stomach lining tells you otherwise – I’m crossing my fingers that mine stays adventurous!)

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